Anonymous asked: do you hate aniamls?

duh. 

Is this the DTs or is there really a little fucking idiot in my wine glass? 

Is this the DTs or is there really a little fucking idiot in my wine glass? 

Suckling pig anyone? 

Suckling pig anyone? 

Roofie. 
Can someone please direct me to the nearest cliff? 

Can someone please direct me to the nearest cliff? 

How to deal with a stupid little smoosh face. Tonight at 8pm EST on Lifetime. 

How to deal with a stupid little smoosh face. Tonight at 8pm EST on Lifetime. 

You are a really stupid fucking looking cat. 

You are a really stupid fucking looking cat. 

Hoping to see these little fuckers on the updated endangered species list. 

Hoping to see these little fuckers on the updated endangered species list. 

Ship to Siberia. 

Ship to Siberia.