Anonymous asked: do you hate aniamls?
duh.
Is this the DTs or is there really a little fucking idiot in my wine glass?
Suckling pig anyone?
Roofie.
(Source: coagulates, via the-humans-from-wall-e)
Can someone please direct me to the nearest cliff?
How to deal with a stupid little smoosh face. Tonight at 8pm EST on Lifetime.
You are a really stupid fucking looking cat.
Hoping to see these little fuckers on the updated endangered species list.
Ship to Siberia.